quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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