Just fell off a train. Bad.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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