direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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