Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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