i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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