There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Enjoy the penises
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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