Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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