I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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