I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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