Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We're too hungover to prance.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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