P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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