when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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