Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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