we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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