So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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