i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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