i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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