Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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