just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
