in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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