I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
