I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have already put on my inside pants.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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