Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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