You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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