But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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