at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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