all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
