Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
