so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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