She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Are we still banned from the library?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
