The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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