its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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