Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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