Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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