hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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