We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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