yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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