ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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