One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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