At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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