Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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