Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize