Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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