Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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