too bad you live with your parents still
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
