I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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