i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
