Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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