he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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