By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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