Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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