Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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