Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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