The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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